The Current Outlook

There is still a significant north-south health divide in England, government data has revealed.

Up north in Lancashire we have a fry-up with all the fat for breakfast, pie and peas for dinner and a large portion of fish and chips with about twelve slices of bread and butter for tea. Except on Fridays when we all order three grease-laden pizzas for ourselves after having fifteen pints of cider down the pub. The furthest we walk to is the end of our street to get us fags and us toffs and we all wear flat caps. Even the teenagers.

Jesus Christ - is there no end to this stereotyping? People will eat what they want in this country, no matter where they might live. Economic circumstances might well intervene but calling millions of people fat and trying to make them become slim does not help matters!

Now, where’s that triple serving of chocolate cake I left on the side…?

Prisoners from outside the European Economic Area will be offered packages worth up to £2,500 to leave Britain, it has emerged.

Is this supposed to be a serious suggestion from our Home Secretary? If so, he’s gone absolutely potty. Ye gads!

I can’t be the only person that finds this little idea of his abhorrent. Why, in the name of bloody hell, cannot the Government simply deport foreign criminals back to their home countries and have done with it?

This appalling excuse for a government has no balls whatsoever. They are a bunch of spineless toerags - indeed, much like the criminals they plan to bribe foreign countries into taking back their own citizens!

This stinks. Absolutely no question about it. It also means that the right time for this government to go has long since past. In the United States, they limit their Presidents to two terms (a total of eight years). I think it’s as good a time as any to start thinking about implementing something similar in this country, as prime ministers seem to start going mental after about five or six years in office.

Conservative leader David Cameron has launched his own video weblog to try to get his message across to young people.

The British Conservative Party really are a joke and Spam Cam is the best (worst) part of it. I could never, ever bring myself to vote for the set of despicable vermin that are currently occupying Downing Street (and ruining Britain while they’re at it) but this lot are meant to be the opposition? This country is in one hell of a state.

Mr. David Dave Cameron is supposed to be the Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, is he? The Tory party might as well drag any bugger off the street for all the difference it makes. To put it more clearly: I don’t trust David Cameron one iota to tell the truth. The man has the warmth of a walk-in freezer and the trustworthiness of a used-car salesman.

Such frankly abysmal main parties that fail to deal with the problems faced by the general public is precisely the reason why people turn to extremists. If the three national political parties got their fucking act together none of that would happen. Next time I may vote for the UK Independence Party. UKIP need to get their fingers out in double-quick time, get some half-decent policies and set about becoming credible. Maybe then this United Kingdom can be brought back from the abyss.

As for that oily wretch Cameron and his buffoonish blog antics: I wouldn’t urinate him if he were on fire, screaming for water to put out the blaze. What a complete waste of space.