A teenager who murdered a 15-year-old boy during a row over a bottle of Buckfast has been jailed for a minimum of 11 years.

This is a people problem, not an alcohol problem. I have enjoyed Buckfast before (and, in fact, still have a little bit lying around) but this is what happens when people who are irresponsible and dangerous scrotes get access to powerful drink. It could have been over anything but it was over a bottle of Buckie. Thankfully not too many places sell Buckie down here apart from ‘Bargain Booze’ chains because if it was more well-known we’d probably have more anti-social behaviour issues.