Politics9 October 2006 / 21:50

Prisoners from outside the European Economic Area will be offered packages worth up to £2,500 to leave Britain, it has emerged.

Is this supposed to be a serious suggestion from our Home Secretary? If so, he’s gone absolutely potty. Ye gads!

I can’t be the only person that finds this little idea of his abhorrent. Why, in the name of bloody hell, cannot the Government simply deport foreign criminals back to their home countries and have done with it?

This appalling excuse for a government has no balls whatsoever. They are a bunch of spineless toerags - indeed, much like the criminals they plan to bribe foreign countries into taking back their own citizens!

This stinks. Absolutely no question about it. It also means that the right time for this government to go has long since past. In the United States, they limit their Presidents to two terms (a total of eight years). I think it’s as good a time as any to start thinking about implementing something similar in this country, as prime ministers seem to start going mental after about five or six years in office.

Politics1 October 2006 / 02:00

Conservative leader David Cameron has launched his own video weblog to try to get his message across to young people.

The British Conservative Party really are a joke and Spam Cam is the best (worst) part of it. I could never, ever bring myself to vote for the set of despicable vermin that are currently occupying Downing Street (and ruining Britain while they’re at it) but this lot are meant to be the opposition? This country is in one hell of a state.

Mr. David Dave Cameron is supposed to be the Leader of Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition, is he? The Tory party might as well drag any bugger off the street for all the difference it makes. To put it more clearly: I don’t trust David Cameron one iota to tell the truth. The man has the warmth of a walk-in freezer and the trustworthiness of a used-car salesman.

Such frankly abysmal main parties that fail to deal with the problems faced by the general public is precisely the reason why people turn to extremists. If the three national political parties got their fucking act together none of that would happen. Next time I may vote for the UK Independence Party. UKIP need to get their fingers out in double-quick time, get some half-decent policies and set about becoming credible. Maybe then this United Kingdom can be brought back from the abyss.

As for that oily wretch Cameron and his buffoonish blog antics: I wouldn’t urinate him if he were on fire, screaming for water to put out the blaze. What a complete waste of space.

Politics19 September 2006 / 18:33

Home Secretary John Reid has said he has “no personal ambition to attain any other high office” when asked if he wanted to succeed Tony Blair.

There’s one word for Reid’s comments. Go on, I’ll give you a guess.

Politics16 September 2006 / 14:24

…that political parties always refer to the conference they hold every single bloody year without the definite article? It is ‘the conference’ and not ‘Conference’. It is irritating, to say the least. All three main British political parties seem to inflict this use of language upon us. Or maybe I am just being wrong, which is not unusual.

Thoughts?

Politics25 July 2006 / 18:45

Scandal-hit Liberal Democrat MP Mark Oaten is to stand down at the next general election.

Can’t say I’m terribly surprised by this news, to be honest. Well, not after his ridiculous act he did on Newsnight, at any rate.

And now get ready to watch the Liberal Democrats go into a steady decline.

Politics26 June 2006 / 15:04

A national ‘respect squad’ is being launched by John Reid to help in the battle against anti-social behaviour.

I’m astonished. How on earth could even this lot come up with something as utterly awful and deranged as this?

What do I say? Fuck him and fuck the horse he rode in on. Now, how’s about that for dishrespek’?

Politics27 May 2006 / 01:16

MP George Galloway has said it could be “morally justified” to assassinate Tony Blair, but stressed he was not calling for his death.

There are words for people like Mr. Galloway. I quite like the term ‘vile fuckwit’. Most bloggers who talk about calling for his head mean it in a figurative way. Mr. Blair’s death wouldn’t mean anything to me. Seeing him suffer excruciating political pain and his eventual utter destruction is enough for someone like me. Not so, it seems, for the worthless indefatigable one.

Politics, Civil Liberties11 May 2006 / 12:15

Families exiled from the Chagos islands in the 1960s and 70s to make way for a US Indian Ocean airbase have won a new victory in their long fight to return.

I’m glad that the High Court has come out on the side of justice and fairness once again. The Chagos Islanders have won a battle and they should savour their victory today. But they have not yet won the war.

(Via.)

Politics8 May 2006 / 11:14

The government has won its appeal against a legal ruling which allowed peace activist Brian Haw to continue his five-year vigil outside Parliament.

This isn’t good news.

I’m nowhere near London but if I was and I was able to I’d be protesting (and risking arrest in the process) about this issue.

Brian Haw is no terrorist or ’serious organised criminal’. He is a peaceful protester. This Government treats the most basic fundamental rights and freedoms with contempt and while you may very well not agree with his anti-war views he should must always, always have every right to demonstrate peacefully outside the centre of our democracy.

I’m surprised they haven’t done him in already actually. Threat to the security of Tony Blair the state and all that.

Politics 11:08

THE leader of the anti-immigration UK Independence party (UKIP) has imported cheap east European labourers to renovate his West Country mansion.

Nothing quite like the stench of hypocrisy is there?

Which is a pity - if the United Kingdom Independence Party were a bit more credible then they’d probably get a ton more middle-class votes that would otherwise go to the Conservatives.